Here’s my parody profile written by Shannon. Hope you laugh…..

Doris Sullivan is a 27-year-old former IT technician who enjoys planking, drone photography and badminton. She is gentle and loveable, but can also be very cowardly and a bit stingy.

She is addicted to coffee, something which her friend Shannon Nora Wang pointed out when she was 18. The problem intensified in 2014. In 2017, Doris lost her job as an IT technician as a result of her addiction.

She is an American Christian who defines herself as straight. She started studying computing at college but never finished the course. She is allergic to shellfish.

Physically, Doris is in pretty good shape. She is average-height with fair skin, brown hair and blue eyes.

She grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. Her mother left when she was young, leaving her with her father, who was a drunk.

She is currently in a relationship with Keane Shelby Blaese. Keane is the same age as her and works as a novelist.

Doris’s best friend is a former IT technician called Shannon Wang. They have a very firey friendship. She also hangs around with Eliza Anderson and Neo Morris. They enjoy stealing candy from babies together.